Updating You All On My Life- RANDOMLY-

Unsure of what to say.
Definitely don't know what to do
Who are you?

I'm a bit lost at the moment. I'm enjoying the bright moments and the dull ones equally. No that's a lie. I'm in love with pancake manor, jellybeans and skipping class. (Though I have to stop next week. Assessments are due again so its time to pay attention for a little bit)

On another note I'm now working Monday, Wednesday and Fridays every week til next February so please remember I am not available so I will not twitter, reply to texts or pick up my phone. Urgent matters can be emailed to my work email address which will be provided upon request.

On another note I am addicted to fish world and farm ville. I like my new tools of distraction. Also like Matt. But that's cause hes an idiot and he makes me giggle like a five year old. And looks smoking hot in a navy jumper.

I also find it funny how in life the people that were so important are so trivial now. And the people that broke your heart are someone you laugh at. Maybe that makes me mean but trust me when I say my ex got what was coming to him. Or shortly will.

Anyways that was not meant threateningly. I don't pay more than a fleeting spec of attention to him. Mainly cause I'm too caught up in the moment but sometimes late at night when I'm a little too reflective its nice to surf his facebook note he is still single and now going to the gym too lose those excess kilos.

I'm a bitch. I know. But really you love me even when I'm calling you fat. You're just all jealous you didn't have the guts to say it!

I'm also bailing on River fire for the second year in a row. Matt and I are doing a nice dinner, ALONE, on Saturday night. It seems we run into people a lot when we go out. So I'm booking a nice restaurant and buying a bottle of red wine [SOMEONE REMIND ME TO GET RED WINE] and spending Saturday night with him. I think its time we stop randomly fucking around. Not that I don't want to see him its more that we both work and when you throw uni and friends in we never quiet get around to seeing each other alone. So dinner is penned in so I am unavailable basically til lunch time Sunday.

OH I have a lunch date on Sunday too. Looks like I'm pretty booked actually.Damn.

Oh well

I hope your life is filled with joyful moments that contain debates about abortion drugs, coffee machine using when attempting to buy water [which it doesnt sell], pancakes, website designing and farm ville.

May you live and prosper

Princess

PS: I am getting my next tattoo hopefully on Tuesday [need to book] (Tiffany you still wanna get your butterfly?)

What not to do.......

Sorry tiffany I cut off the poo, hopefully its not similar to when you step it in and the smell gets worse.

How long can you hold on for?

Tonight we were watching some tennis, one of our members really needed to go to the toilet when she came across this sign. Let's hope they improve this before they open the State Tennis Centre I do feel that disembowel would have been a better threat.

Here is a artistic render once it has been completed, no not the toilets, the tennis centre.

Some people amuse me.

"Aaaaaaaaaaah!  I'm a retard!"

"Alright, I'll talk to you when I get home.  Love you too.  Wait, why did I just say 'love you too', when you didn't even say 'I love you'?  WTF!'

There was something else really, really hilarious, but I can't remember it now.  It happened somewhere between Jaz's posters/UQ Lakes (Pond!  God that was hilarious.) and "Aaaaaaaah!  I'm a retard!"  

What was it?  I was sooo close to quoting it until she said "Aaaaaah!  I'm a retard!"  DAMN YOU, WIFFALO!