'And my other friend's a grape...'

My sister's going through Year 12 at the moment and it's that time of year when teachers are encouraging students to knuckle down and hopefully 'find their passion'. Part of this path of 'self discovery' involves completing many quizzes in PCP -- aka Painfully Corrupting Persons (with QCS practices and existential angst with thoughts of the future).

My sister did a quiz that categorized people as either a banana, melon, grape or orange. My ten-year-old brother had a few things to say about that.

Johanna: 'I'm a grape. It's so obvious.'
Josh: 'yeah, because people can eat you in one bite.'

I'm apparently a melon-grape. I look small enough to handle, then you try and eat me and i explode and choke you. xD.