Blah, my friend Kathleen sent me this pic, and it just made me laugh, so, so hard.
Another humorous blog entry bought to you by Tiffany & Co.
Hyper Blogger
Jelly and I are the only ones blogging. Shall I crease my blog entries?
Blah, my friend Kathleen sent me this pic, and it just made me laugh, so, so hard.
Another humorous blog entry bought to you by Tiffany & Co.
Blah, my friend Kathleen sent me this pic, and it just made me laugh, so, so hard.
Another humorous blog entry bought to you by Tiffany & Co.
I just had the most hilarious conversation with an old friend.
I'd just gotten home, shown my brother a few magic tricks (Quantum tricks with straws) and had signed onto MSN. Tran here is a friend who does Radiology with my cousin.
Tran: hey man
Tran: saw u on bus today and i was like janelle! and u jst kept walking LOL
Janelle: omg, are you serious
Tran: i dont think i said ur name loudly enough tho, but I was like "janelle" ahaha
Janelle: i don't like looking at people on buses because I feel like they'll think I'm weird
Tran: yeahhh i know, neither
Tran: oh well thats ok, you probably didnt recognise me or soemthing. i got off at PA in blu shirt uniform
Janelle: OMFG. LOL. THAT WAS YOU!
Tran: surprising, u actually saw me and b like yep some hospital chick. in fact i think i saw u twice. i saw u yesterday morn too but wasnt sure if it was u coz i was lookin down and only just like u jst sit down, so not sure
Janelle, you're an idiot.
Tran: hey man
Tran: saw u on bus today and i was like janelle! and u jst kept walking LOL
Janelle: omg, are you serious
Tran: i dont think i said ur name loudly enough tho, but I was like "janelle" ahaha
Janelle: i don't like looking at people on buses because I feel like they'll think I'm weird
Tran: yeahhh i know, neither
Tran: oh well thats ok, you probably didnt recognise me or soemthing. i got off at PA in blu shirt uniform
Janelle: OMFG. LOL. THAT WAS YOU!
Tran: surprising, u actually saw me and b like yep some hospital chick. in fact i think i saw u twice. i saw u yesterday morn too but wasnt sure if it was u coz i was lookin down and only just like u jst sit down, so not sure
Janelle, you're an idiot.
A ghost lives here
I cleaned my room yesterday, now it's a mess again.
I am suspecting a ghost.
Or, it can be just me, dumping all the shopping bags and my book bags all over the floor and not cleaning it up.
Fine I admit it, I'm a pig, no, I'm a clean pig. I cleaned it yesterday.
I'm actually insulting myself by calling myself a pig, hmm.
Maybe I should tattoo Pig, it'll be a whole lot cheaper.
Okay what's wrong with me? I announce to the world that I'm a feral animal who leaves her mess all over the place, and then I think about laminating the fact that I'm a feral animal permanently on my body?
A ghost is possessing me, I swear to god!
I just typed a full stop after the exclamation mark, then I backspaced it, again, something is wrong with me, I blame the ghost.
I don't like my lab report, it felt so weird not referencing anything or citing stuff... it's just a block of words, no reference list, no in-text, no quotes. Apparently my tutor wouldn't care if I got my shit off wiki, because she won't be able to tell. Another thing about my tutor is that she mentioned Matlab today, the first thing that came to mind was one of Toni's birthday cards.
Matlab pictures look pretty, the ones I've seen anyway.
They're all colourful and curvy and... yehh.
I don't like maths.
Statistic and Probabilities suck.
The end.
xx
Tiffy.
aka. The posessed one.
Ps. I just realised I sound out of it in my post, excuse me but it's 2:12 and I'm sleepy.
I am suspecting a ghost.
Or, it can be just me, dumping all the shopping bags and my book bags all over the floor and not cleaning it up.
Fine I admit it, I'm a pig, no, I'm a clean pig. I cleaned it yesterday.
I'm actually insulting myself by calling myself a pig, hmm.
Maybe I should tattoo Pig, it'll be a whole lot cheaper.
Okay what's wrong with me? I announce to the world that I'm a feral animal who leaves her mess all over the place, and then I think about laminating the fact that I'm a feral animal permanently on my body?
A ghost is possessing me, I swear to god!
I just typed a full stop after the exclamation mark, then I backspaced it, again, something is wrong with me, I blame the ghost.
I don't like my lab report, it felt so weird not referencing anything or citing stuff... it's just a block of words, no reference list, no in-text, no quotes. Apparently my tutor wouldn't care if I got my shit off wiki, because she won't be able to tell. Another thing about my tutor is that she mentioned Matlab today, the first thing that came to mind was one of Toni's birthday cards.
Matlab pictures look pretty, the ones I've seen anyway.
They're all colourful and curvy and... yehh.
I don't like maths.
Statistic and Probabilities suck.
The end.
xx
Tiffy.
aka. The posessed one.
Ps. I just realised I sound out of it in my post, excuse me but it's 2:12 and I'm sleepy.
I love Google.
For those of you in the know, I have a fondness for the phrase "go dig a hole":
Nish used it the other day and I went, 'hey, that's my phrase. Go dig a hole!'
I did a Google search for it earlier today, and I'm telling you - some of the things you find on Google are hilarious.
Google results for "Go dig a hole"
I'd have to say, these ones take the cake.
Tiffany's right when she says, "LOL. Ahh, people are weird."
Your assignment's not due til Friday! GO DIG A HOLE!
Stop being taller than me! GO DIG A HOLE!
How did you do that? GO DIG A HOLE!
Nish used it the other day and I went, 'hey, that's my phrase. Go dig a hole!'
I did a Google search for it earlier today, and I'm telling you - some of the things you find on Google are hilarious.
Google results for "Go dig a hole"
- Planning and Digging your Pond
"Go dig a hole! That is if you are planning to put in an in-ground pond,..." - GoNintendo >> Blog Archive >>
"18 Sept 2008 ... Wow go dig a hole and then hit yourself with the shovel while being mauled by rabid parakeets." - Who wants to help me dig a hole? - Yahoo! Answers
- Is the Bible Sexist? - Page 3 - Literature Network Forums
"Do you feel the urge to go dig a hole and cover it when you defecate? No."
(What that has to do with Bibles and sexism I'll never know.) - WoW Forums -> Funniest Leave Raid Excuses You've Heard"
Had a shaman say "AFK: I have to go dig a hole.""
(He was helping his mum in the garden, apparently.)
- Silence is a Scary Sound LYRICS
"I agree with Meagan, whoever made Dougie feel this way should go dig a hole ... and die in it."
I'd have to say, these ones take the cake.
"My cat just yanked out the cord to my keyboard and now it's broken"and
"How are you still typing?"
"I'm not."
/logout
"brb, my cat is on fire."
Tiffany's right when she says, "LOL. Ahh, people are weird."
"afk guys the fridge just fell on my mom"I agree.
The humour returnth
My psych book is finally making me laugh.
I read through about 10 pages (not your average A4 pages either, it's like... A3 sized pages... talk about a big book), and finally, a joke.
Well, it's not really a joke, it was just a line that was suppose to be amusing, and since I am extremely bored, anything remotely amusing sounding will make me laugh.
A la, the line is as follow:
Yes it's not very funny, but it made me laugh anyway.
Anyway back to study...
Fun fun.
Better go before thy brain doth protest again!
Tiffi
I read through about 10 pages (not your average A4 pages either, it's like... A3 sized pages... talk about a big book), and finally, a joke.
Well, it's not really a joke, it was just a line that was suppose to be amusing, and since I am extremely bored, anything remotely amusing sounding will make me laugh.
A la, the line is as follow:
When sound is reflected off an object, it produces an echo (Tiffi's note: DUH); When it is absorbed by an object, such as carpet, it is muffled. Everyone sounds like the great Italian tenor Luciano Pavarotti in the shower (or like Jimmy Barnes if they have a sore throat) because tile absorbs so little sound, creating echoes and resonance that give fullness to even a medicre voice.
Yes it's not very funny, but it made me laugh anyway.
Anyway back to study...
Fun fun.
Better go before thy brain doth protest again!
Tiffi
Green Ninja
I thought they were meant to be secretive, and never be seen. Today I saw three of them, they were on scooters so I assume the other mode of transport has been cut back, you know with the green house emissions, credit crisis and interest rate rises the previous years.
Still, whatever they are doing at least they are carbon neutral. I assume they have some kinda carbon credit system for the uniforms to be manufactured, along with the helmets remember.. safety first.
You might need to click on the photos and open them full screen to be able to see them properly. They are quick and agile (like a cat), lucky the iPhone is also quick and agile and I could capture them. Like I mentioned last time, el Señor Jobs (steve jobs, CEO of Apple) needs this kind of equipment to catch the defectors.
Still, whatever they are doing at least they are carbon neutral. I assume they have some kinda carbon credit system for the uniforms to be manufactured, along with the helmets remember.. safety first.
You might need to click on the photos and open them full screen to be able to see them properly. They are quick and agile (like a cat), lucky the iPhone is also quick and agile and I could capture them. Like I mentioned last time, el Señor Jobs (steve jobs, CEO of Apple) needs this kind of equipment to catch the defectors.
